When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

They should have fucked him off the moment the video came out.

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Are they that embarrassed?

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1694776384923529456?s=20

They should have. But they legally couldn’t.

Innocent until proven guilty and all.

City did the same with Mendy , Everton with Gylfi.

The problem is partly as @Arminius mentions , him deciding to circumvent the law by getting back together with his victim and avoiding a trial. I think it’s a bit more to that rather than his lawyer advising him. I do think there’s been some nudge given by United in that regard as well. Maybe assurances that , we’ll get you back on board once the CPS drops the case. And that was basically the plan before the athletic article and Rachel Riley did the equivalent of bringing a bazooka to a fist fight.

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1694817326019813776?t=RfE3x7j3g0J4w_EcF84VQA&s=19

Luke Shaw injured.

Good old ā€œbutter wouldn’t meltā€ Rachel Riley.
Rightly outraged at prospect of Greenwood returning to Man Utd.

But happy to be in favour of a Qatar buyout.

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That’s a blow. For as much shit as he has got over the years since the move, he has quietly refound his form. Their options in his absence seem pretty poor. What are they?

  • Malacia, a signing from last year who seemed to disappear the further the season went on
  • Dalot, a RB who isnt great even at RB
  • Martinez out of position and a move that gets Harry closer to the pitch at CB

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I think he was always a player who was steady in 1 season and then dicey in the following. I don’t seem to recollect him having 2 good seasons in a row.

If I were ten hag. Ideally , I would be looking at going with a 3 man CB formation with AWB/Varane/Martinez at the back. Even slabby can be kept there at a pinch.

MacTom/Casemiro in deeper midfield roles with Bruno and Eriksen the #8.

The problem is that they don’t have much midfield depth as well with Mount injured.

And forest isn’t the easy win it’s being made out to be. Forget the arsenal and Brighton matches to follow. Forest has a striker in form(awonyi) and they work hard. Further misery to come for United on the injury front. It only takes an injury to Casemiro to get them fucked

And malacia is injured as well.

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and he looked poor.

Be Glazers out if they get a poor result.

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Is it weird that I still find her attractive even knowing she’s a utd supporter?

Not at all! I’m still holding out for the day Alice Abrahams starts and OnlyFans.

Don’t you judge me…

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Vorderman would never.

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Imagine how bad it would be.

She evidently doesn’t know how to be entertaining for a live football feed.

Then again she’s better than those 4 blokes who look like they are smoking crack.

She entertains peaches

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Oh moan moan moan didn’t Gary Neville says injuries don’t matter?

@PeachesEnRegalia gets off on the moans.

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Really expected more likes on my post.

If only @SBYM and @Scott.Jones are available

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Also …

Star Wars Art GIF by Curtains Cool

In all seriousness, united are in a lot of trouble right now. They’re likely to have to turn to Slabhead sooner rather than later, they’re a Casemiro injury away from complete disaster in their midfield, and they still can’t score goals.

Dave Chappelle Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

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