When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

Over the past five PL seasons, we are 6-3-1 against ManU, outscoring them 27 to 6.

At home, we are 4-1-0, outscoring them 16-1

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  1. First goal was on Bruno , second was on Onana. The shot was at him and he faf’d it. Would be a routine save for Kelleher.

United were lucky AF they only had 3 goals against their name. Bournemouth could have scored 3-4 more.

The self introspection state of the entitled wankers

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Underrated post:

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Damn! OK, time to confess. Who is Skills? Doing a much better job than @SBYM or @Sithbare

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It’s real, and it’s spectacular.

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I think Moyes is often harshly criticised. He wasn’t given a massive amount to spend the players he wanted were then bought the summer after and he was inheriting a team that had sort of been manufactured into winning that league. It was one of Ferguson’s poorest teams.

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Just don’t see that today. Not that he had a great game, but none of the goals were terrible GK plays.

  1. Bad giveaway, poor reaction by the defenders to the run, and Solanke wasn’t picked up - stopping that would have been a very good reaction save.
  2. His positioning wasn’t great, and he could have closed down the cross, but an uncontested cross arriving to a forward who had beaten his marker isn’t really a keeper’s fault
  3. No chance, free header in the box.

Yeah nothing wrong with his performance really. It’s not Alisson but who is?

This defence is getting banged more times than a porn stars’ chuff - Mark Goldbride

:rofl: :rofl:

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Last season when LFC ripped them a new arsehole, we thumped them 7-0 with a pretty washed Hendo and Fabinho and Elliott in the midfield.

This season, we have a brand new midfield that will probably run rings around Amrabat and McTominay.

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“As a group, we have to improve. We have to get tougher. We have to be ready for the game,” said Ten Hag.

Taken from the beeb article -I hope we don’t find ourselves a player to two down after this “match”. The danger is that much like the Everton game there is the real risk that their players will try to become a “fan favourite / teacher’s pet” and send one of ours to the physio’s table for a good chunk of time.

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This is better.

This. It’s incredible to think about how much slack Ole got in comparison to Moyes and they both won fuck all. With all the failed full-time appointments since (3 not counting Rangnick) and with two of those having much more illustrious CVs, he does look somewhat vindicated every year that they are shit. The job is a poisoned chalice and long may it stay that way.

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Paging @mubsy

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Manure fans dreading to face Liverpool and routinely predicting a spanking.

That never happened in reverse. Even during Hodgson days.

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The things I have to do to get likes and posting rights in redcafe.

Well, It will all be worth it at the end when I can troll them from behind the trenches with better posting rights.

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Basic error: to a United fan, there’s only one “Roy”, and that’s Keane. You should have used “Hodgson” or “that owl-faced twat”.

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