When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

[SBYM]

@SBYM

They’ll lose this 4-2.

Make that 6-2.

[Alright_Now_Legend]

Goldbridge update please

[mattyhurst]

I won’t put it back on this is just too funny to risk.

[Alright_Now_Legend]

Life’s short. Turn it on.

[cynicaloldgit]

Manchester United: the only team that could concede a goal to one of the alien races in Star Trek.

[Alright_Now_Legend]

I wish I could post like you

[SBYM]

I started packing the dishwasher, it was 0-2 and Old Mate was dancing around like an idiot.

He started unravelling before I finished.

lol

[cynicaloldgit]

You need to drink more.

[Klopptimist]

Fair enough. Would you take a million pounds a day to pretend to be a manc fan and rant about them?

Now think about somebody who can’t currently afford stratospheric restaraunt bills.

[cynicaloldgit]

@Klopptimist

Would you take a million pounds a day to pretend to be a manc fan and rant about them?

No.

[Alright_Now_Legend]

I’d rather starve

[Klopptimist]

Then you’re in a position that few people enjoy. Please note I didn’t use the term lucky.

[cynicaloldgit]

You appear to believe that most, if not all, people are driven solely by money.

That isn’t the case. Not everyone subscribes to neoliberal ideology.

[SBYM]

Why should you never ask Manchester United to walk your dog?

Because they can’t hold a lead.

[Alright_Now_Legend]

They’re eating the dogs

[SBYM]

Somebody get Bruno a rottweiler.

[cynicaloldgit]

Anyway, sod this. I’m going to watch Alien.

[Alright_Now_Legend]

Can I come over? I’m tired of pretending I’m enjoying watching this and reading @sbym.

[cynicaloldgit]

Only if you bring more Peperami fire sticks.

[Klopptimist]

I seem to believe?

99% of people would admit to accepting 10 billion pounds to pretend to be a manc fan for five minutes. 1% won’t admit it. But would send their bank details.