When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

Give me Andy Tate reactions, nothing else.

Bobbins.

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I think they might be in the position we were when Rodgers got the job. It’s just not attractive to the big guns (Klopp turned us down at that point). They need someone who can just steady things, keep the team around the top eight while they deal with the structural problems that blight the club - the wages, the personalities, etc.

If they are willing to give him three years, and let him eat shit and shake hands while they gut the squad and rebuild it, Southgate might not be a bad appointment.

They are a decade away from winning the league, and that’s if they get everything right from now.

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If you’re down in the dumps
And the ETH brakes you must pump
That’s Amorim

Hope that helps. Please call if I can be of further service.

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Emerson Lake Palmer

God, I admire you and me

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Thanks for the memories, Erik

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Amorim must know he’s in the running for the City job. Can’t see him taking this one. Potter is a good shout. Can see him being a better fit but not sure he could manage the dross egos. Xavi is the name United want but he’s kinda shit as a manager.

Hahaha fuck em

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Not possible. Utd fans tell me everyone knows they arent a sacking club.

The best thing about this is how pathetically predictable it was with their clusterfuck of a summer where they spent the entire time telling the world they wanted to find a replacement but kept Eric on only because they couldnt find someone else.

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I’d rub my foreskin raw if this happened.

#mufc have not ruled out a formal approach for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer amid the possibility they could be restricted to managerial free agents. [Samuel Luckhurst, MEN]

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You know the rules.

Pics or GTFO.

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Probably a bit like this when it comes to rubbing it out.

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If they go for OGS they are dead as a club :joy:

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They have to appoint him first. :grin:

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The icing on the cake is that they had all the time to appoint Tuchel. Fucked over that appointment massively.

Now watch Tuchel gut the remainder of the United players from the national team.

An England team without a United player, when did it happen last ?

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No I meant our Xabi.

Oh no… Michael Oliver, what have you done?

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Sancho posted this

https://x.com/UTDNosa1/status/1850878135669015013

:joy: :joy: :joy:

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I was going to make that joke but it looks like ManU beat me to the punch!

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It was alleged a few weeks ago that any compensation fee paid to Ten Hag would have a very negative effect on their PSR compliance.

Anyway, I still can’t believe that Klopp’s Liverpool somehow contrived to lose to that shower of shit twice and draw twice. Ten Hag will actually finish his career having been one of rare football coaches who has a positive record against him.

Knowing their luck, though, Van Nistelrooy will turn out to be the second coming of Rinus Michels or they’ll stumble upon someone like that.

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https://x.com/TeleFootball/status/1850887127447355801

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