When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

Geez, man, count the syllables

If United you wish to scam
You fly to West Ham

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Libel alert.

Is that a for sale sign in the window?

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It’s a Daily Mirror with a backpage headline saying Amorim will win Utd the title.

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He has got a lot of work to do before that, he’s going to have to move on most of that team and buy a new one, and he hasn’t a room with PSR.

Any club with Bruno Fernandez as club captain has a serious issue with culture.

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I am guessing @Sithbare is now a guest journo at the Mirror

FIFY

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I’m working so hard like a soldier

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To be fair, I thought it might be the pilot having been reading a redtop about Ten Hag getting sacked, then hastily chucking it over the dash when he saw him about to board.

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Another crap line. Your appointment as TAN Poet Laureate is coming under serious question. With Artist Laureates like @gasband we cannot let standards slip.

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Take it up with @sandsoftime and Eddie Grant :grinning:.

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Something tells me the Sporting Lisbon manager isn’t going to oust the Sporting Lisbon youth product either. He’s there to stay.

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Man Utd willing to pay the release clause, so it looks like it’ll be done.

All this money for binning Ten Hag, and paying the release clause for Amorim, they must be edging close to PSR, shirley?

Maybe they’ll expect to generate funds from sales in the summer, or focus more on bringing through the youth. I guess even though they’re 14th, they’re only 7 points off 4th, so perhaps they may be thinking a new manager bounce could push them closer to competing, or maybe try and win the Europa League, get into the CL that way, and bring in increased revenue to work on the squad.

If he intends to use his favoured 343 formation then to me there’s going to need to be a huge amount of player turnover again because that squad does not have the personnel that suits that kind of system. The club captain having to play from the LW or in a midfield two is far from ideal.

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Where does 7 points the other way go though…?

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So the Caf was busy nutting last night when some bloke posted a possible lineup with 3 at the back.

Took two posts before someone said, That looks pretty shit

Bless 'em.

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I want to see that lineup, genuinely curious.

It does conjure up images of Amorim’s first ManU practice 11v11 session

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I love how they now rate him

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Mourinho?