When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

Good title ditty… does it mean shit as in actual shit because all the sewage pipes start to flood from a downpour… and fan as in Mark Goldbridge type of fan - or - shit/fan as in an idiomatic expression :thinking:

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He looks like the punisher…

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He hasnt been watching has he?

RVN getting his excuses in first, as they plummet into the championship :0)

Utd score their 5th today. Ruud has them purring. He knows the club. Give him the contract

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Considering they have no actual plan if something doesn’t go right with Amorim it will be RVN job.

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Some parts of Aus that would be considered the future.

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Rudy at the wheel!

Surely this has not been mentioned in the last 90 unread posts!

Who says United have a scoring problem?

They are banging in goals against Burnley and the second string Leicester side.

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https://x.com/eflsimpsons/status/1851175545750307050?s=46&t=wYI1UQq4Zm7qgLRSA8YMdw

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Noooooooooooo! Don’t tell me even you’re posting tweets now!

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Surely with the new name it should be called Xeets, or Xits.

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Barnsley!

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This is quite funny:

United are paying the €10m (£8.3m) release fee for the 39-year-old and about another €1m to shorten his [30-day notice period](Manchester United’s pursuit of Rúben Amorim held up by 30-day notice period | Manchester United | The Guardian). Amorim will remain with Sporting for their next three fixtures, including the visit of Manchester City in the Champions League on Tuesday, and his first United match is set to be the trip to Ipswich on 24 November.

Bradford?
Boreham Wood?
Bolton Wanderers?

More like “shits” well most of it is.

That's the joke - Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain in The Simpsons

Although to be fair it’s quite the stretch to get there from the letter X.

gem from Redcafe

I think Martinez is a better passer of a football than either Silva or Luiz. I say that as a huge fan of Silva as a defender and footballer.

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I love the last line, like that justifies their terrible take in anyway

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