When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

The Shitchester derby.

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For context, De Gea is now at Fiorentina, and having a great season - becoming a real fan favourite. My friend is absolutely baffled that they would have swapped out De Gea for Onana.

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De Gea wasn’t the perfect keeper. He clearly has a lot of weaknesses. But shot stopping isn’t one of them despite some howlers creeping in during his last years at United.

Just watching ManU v. Forest now. My enjoyment is badly compromised by Forest’s sky blue away kit, I keep forgetting which side to despise more.

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https://x.com/TheRedmenTV/status/1865504918787825861?t=nuYyQK-m_B_lju9G2F4MEQ&s=19

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Fans will moan at the ref but if I was a fan I would be really angry at my keeper.

Try it once to see if you can get away with it but don’t do it 4-5 times.

Noticed the ref blew on 7 mins exact which is kind of funny when you consider this.

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OK, I did not know that Forest had a cheap knock-off Grealish. This is really getting confusing

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Just looked at the other goals for Forest and frankly Onana doesn’t do very well on the first.

He doesn’t move and yet it’s hardly in the corner.

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de Gea Mk II?

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Feels like Fabinho → Endō in that regard…

It’s even funnier if you consider that if he just left it there and let the wind blow it into the position he wanted, the free kick would still have been taken quicker…

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Van der Saar was another who falls into that category. Great goalie and like the ones you mentioned, if he had to dive to make a save you knew it was a good shot.

That’s Giuseppe Marotta. I swear, if Inter could lend us the guy for one summer transfer window, we’d be winning the league for the following three years. Consistently the best sporting director in Italy for past I-don’t-know-how-many years, likely the best one working in European football.

That said, it’s hardly the only deal where they got screwed big time by the selling party - their fans will pull up Hodgson and subsequent King Kenny days but, Carroll and Downing aside, Liverpool’s spending never got anywhere near the levels of their spending since Ferguson called it a day.

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Do people expect any different from United? They have a new manager but also have the same inconsistent under performing players.
Its mad how they extended Ten Haags deal and let him buy a ton of poor players in the window knowing they would sack him as soon as he had poor run.

The bew bloke has a lot of work ahead in clearing out the rubbish and bringing in players he wants

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I didn’t realise yesterday…

Antony.

Not on the bench. Not injured.

Just shit.

Second most expensive player in their history, too.

Crikey.

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Thanks, starting the day with a good laugh :joy:

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Dan Ashworth has left his post - 5months into the job

Manchester United’s chief Dan Ashworth has walked away from Old Trafford just five months into his tenure.

The Athletic reveals that the ex-Newcastle supremo has bid farewell after a critical sit-down with summer recruit Omar Berrada. It’s been hinted at that Sir Jim Ratcliffe played a pivotal role in these developments, and the departure of Ashworth is being described as “mutual.” Despite this shake-up, both Berrada and technical director Jason Wilock maintain their positions at the club.

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Was there a need for both Ashworth and Wilcox? The latter had previously worked under Berrada at City and I can’t remember how their duties were split and if Ashworth had been brought in before Berrada had been on board…?

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This is so good.

Manchester United…the Frank Grimes of football.

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