When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

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My wife (God rest her) always fucking hates it when Man United lose, because I spend hours online soaking up the schadenfreude.

I keep telling her that she doesn’t understand what it was like through the 90s and 2000s and most of the 2010s, I’m going to soak up every glorious moment of their shitness for as long as I can. The cunts.

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Yeah ever since the sporting job became available again I get the feeling he’d prefer to swap back.

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HAHAHAHAHA

To piss me off, Mrs SBYM used to get the boys to say they love Utd.

Thank fuck the oldest is old enough now to twig and tell her no way, he actually asked for a Trent shirt when we were watching yesterday…he loves the number six the little weirdo…

I was like…‘Mmm hmm yeah…about that…’

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Before Sly invented football, they were relegated in the 70s by a Dennis Law (RIP) goal, ironically whilst he was playing for a pre-cheaty near the end of his career. I think that qualifies as a quite low finishing position.

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Anyhow you know it’s really bad when they bring out the Norwich scarfs.

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This sets them up to turn yet another of their infinite corners. :yawning_face:
Amorim at the wheel! :rofl:

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The Rim’s coming of the wheel.

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Because he’s been amorous? Maybe he got a thing for Alice? :thinking:

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When your team is the worst
And the bubble has been burst
That’s Amorim

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Fucks sake. Can we get some better posts from the night crew please? You guys are supposed to leave gems for the morning lads to wake up to, but instead we get this fucking shite.

@Alright_Now_Legend do something about this.

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Amorim publicly saying that his squad are the worst there’s ever been in the history of the club probably ain’t as motivating as he might think it is.

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Sure.

When the ball hits Onana
And you’re still a Pollyanna
That’s Amorim

When you’re watching Ugarte
And singing Belafonte
That’s Amorim

And when you sub Zirkzee
But all you have is Antony
That’s Amorim

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Totally agree, the players are really going to try for him now!

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Are the knives out from Amorim?
From Redcafe:

<<<If Ten Hag had stayed I think his United team finishes 6th-8th and maybe wins the Europa League. Clearly not good enough for where United want to be. But 3 months later his successor has us looking over our shoulder at the relegation spots and using “worst in history” language. Fair enough, but we weren’t the worst in history when you arrived, Ruben. You’ve made us that.>>>

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Fuckers will have an open bus parade at the end of the season for winning a point at Anfield.

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I said at the time I’d be gobsmacked if they punted Ruben quickly…

Dave Brailsford is one arrogant motherfucker, and admitting a catastrophic error in such a public way would kill him inside.

As of today…no idea where this goes, and I am loving every second!!

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It’s like watching a cheating x wife slowly fall off a cliff giving you time to assemble a table, booze, some mates, your new smoking hot missus and a really good band.

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