When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

Pretty funny that once again Man Utd are out there spending money on a new player while a player theey were all too happy to let go, Elanga, would have fit the bill nicely.

Diallo and Elanga as their WBs would have actually been a pretty nice pair.

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That would be too offensive at both wing back positions I think, but yeah I thought a few times that Elanga couldā€™ve been kept by United a little longer and be at least a useful squad player. Maybe he also pushed out to build his career elsewhere in more normal circumstances and more focus on him.

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Give ETH more timeā€¦ oh wait.

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I hope Rashford smashes it at Villa and,

a) keeps Cheaty/Saudi FC/both out of the top 4,

b) boils Utd piss like it has never been boiled before.

Imagine if he all of a sudden becomes 2023 Rashford againā€¦I will finally overdose on Ɯnitedschadenfreude.

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Even if Man United sign Microsoft, they still wonā€™t Excel.

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Corner turned!

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If Amorim watches training and decides Mainoo is a 9, would they benefit from less training instead of more?

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Iā€™m confident Yoro will come around under Amorim

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Come around to what? That Utd are shit?

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Fixed

Someone turn off @Alright_Now_Legendā€™s account for an hour.

Heā€™s going to drown in his own excitement froth.

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Eat the cake and stay out of my lanes

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Thatā€™s the thing, isnā€™t it?

ā€œLanesā€.

Leave the multi-tasking to the professionals.

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Fixed

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Howling! Even I admit that is top quality for you.

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Thereā€™s going to be a documentary one day about Man Utd hiring the managerial equivalent of Ali Dia.

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@SBYM I highly recommend the first 25 seconds if you can pay attention that long

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