So Jim Won’t Fix it!
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I bet they still buy like it’s going out of fashion, how much is it over the last two periods?
Apparently 100-115 million according to various websites is there net spend.
Our same period 5m… and this isn’t a one off summer and winter. Irony is our squad is the same average age as there one.
Feels more like coincidence than irony…
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“And I’m here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away.”
That’s the one, right? Limie, you absolute sexy slut!
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I’ll take it
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You’re telling me they’ll have to rely on kids from their world class academy, either by selling those who have already broken through or giving chances to their best ones? Oh, my heart breaks.
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Much as I want to see Postecoglu fail miserably at Spurs, I’ll raise an enormous smirk if they win tomorrow, putting the mancs one place lower in the table than they were the day their latest saviour took over.
United are very likely to lose - their only credible midfielders are now crocked, so they’re left with slow players in the back 3 (de Ligt, Maguire, Yoro), slow players in the middle (Bruno, Casemiro, Ericksen), and slow or shite players up front (Hojlund, Zirkzee, Garnacho). I guess their wingbacks could win the game for them, which would be…checks notes… Dorgu and Dalot.
They’re megafucked. If they don’t win one of the EL or FA Cup, they’ll be completely out of Europe next season which means a massive loss of revenue for them, coming after they’ve already briefed the press that they can’t buy in the summer without selling. Would imagine Garnacho and Mainoo will both be gone, Rashford too for 40M to Villa. They have over 150M due to other teams for player fee amortization payments this summer. You absolutely fucking love to see it.
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Manchester United’s 80-strong scouting department is set to be cut considerably as part of a wider round of 200 redundancies to reduce costs. (Guardian)
Huh? Eighty people?
I thought they had one bloke, whose job it is to scour the internet looking for who Liverpool have been linked with and report it to the Glazers.
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BREAKING NEWS: Hospitals worldwide report massive upswell in sexual organ injuries in Liverpool fans. One hospital in Croydon reports that their regular patient has had to be warded permanently and restrained.
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I’m in France atm, smartarse.
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This is the point I made a few days ago…
Putting aside the horrible part of hundreds of people being made redundant, how fucking bloated was the staffing that they keep cutting numbers in the hundreds?
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It’s not necceserily bloated. I think the Keiren Maguire piece i linked to argues they have more staff because they are needed (for example to fulfil reporting requirements as a listed company, etc that other clubs dont).
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Ugh, I can only imagine the smell…
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RIP French hôpitaux.
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It almost makes you feel sorry for the french
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Utd are cooked.
They’ve shipped out Rashford, Anthony and that Dutch LB who was reported to have signed for them several years ago but no one ever saw. They have suffered injuries to Martinez, Diallo, Mainoo and Ugarte in the last week and now Erikson and Yorro have been ruled out through illness. That means today their bench includes a 30 year old international CB they have been trying to sell for 3 season and a collection of kids who have 0 PL appearances among them
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