Pot-noodle confirmed.
Old duck across the aisle is giving me daggers.
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If Amorim is still in charge at the beginning of the new/next season, he will have Utd in the bottom three by the following Christmas… Not sure why I have these ‘no confidence’ vibes about him, but I just feel he will never cut it in the PL
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Would take 80 atleast for Marseille to be considering the offer considering they paid 28m for him and United have a 50% sell on clause.
And considering his form and the fact that proven goal scorers are going for 80m , that’s the fair assumption.
I mean, it’s a “fan page” on Facebook, of course they’re going to maximise the clickbaity nature of their crap.
If I was a “content creator” (shudder) I’d probably be trying to capitalise on the shittiness of United too. It’s the legal grift of the modern age.
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Manchester United declined to comment, as the person responsible for commenting has been sacked.
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This is actually beyond parody. Billionaire bans minimum wage staff free meals, then probably sacks them anyway. Saves 75p a week.
It’s reprehensible.
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And tells staff not to leak internal comms. Like you’ve just laid off a load of staff.
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It’s performative.
Replacing the staff canteen with a soup and bread offer is not going to repair those finances.
United’s problem is paying shit, gutless and past it footballers 350k a week to deliver nothing. The whole enterprise needs absolutely gutting, and I don’t think there is any way back other than to wait for these contracts to expire and then start again. I just don’t think there is the sense in the enterprise to understand what the club is meant to be building towards.
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The only thing these people can ever think of to arrest poor financial reports is to fire people. They’re incredibly unimaginitive and nowhere close to as clever as they think they are.
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He’s rich. He’s a genius.
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Sir Jim running United just as Musk-Trump are running the USA.
Ironically, if the players had to pay for lunch they wouldn’t even notice. The cost would be irrelevant. But Rat cliffe continues to target the lowly. Poor form. Again.
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My favorite part of these types of hypothetical’s is that none of these idiots replace Onana in them. If you were gonna spend 250M on this squad you need to replace that calamity first lol
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Manchester United is to close its staff canteen and instead offer employees a free piece of fruit as part of more cost-cutting measures at the club
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Time for a thread title change. Sir Jimbo should be included.
Petition for @cynicaloldgit to approve the title change.