The second one is bonkers, but Cody’s first…
It was just so assured. Not a single movement was wasted, imprecise, or out of place.
A properly beautiful goal (and a fecking ripper assist, too)…
‘I don’t even know where to start with this one.’
To be honest, Rio, it is probably best you don’t.
The world has enough memes for now.
Two touches
Even after that scoreline, what has me still shaking my head half a day later is their captain actually requesting to be subbed to avoid being further associated with the drubbing.
Holy fuckballs as a coach you know your decision-making is suspect when you make someone with such a weak mentality your captain.
Where ya going Fred?
You’re a hard taskmaster!!!
If a Liverpool player got on like that I’d never want to see them in the shirt again. Absolute embarrassment and can never be trusted. Can only think of Ballotelli and Diouf as anything that have come close for us
I joked about it, but I think a lot of it was due to the negative effect of Pogba, and to a lesser extent Ronaldo. What Fernandez is good at is complaining about other people not doing their job. When those two were around his complaints looked like brave leadership, standing up to big personalities in the interest of the collective. Now they have gone all he has left to do is to actually walk the walk. And he cannot.
Pogba did it twice against us last season
Haha @Bruno
A bit lost in this all was the decision to remove Martinez from his misery and see out the last 20 minutes of the game with a FB filling in for him at CB. For the way he played from the outset to see him fall flat on his face on the third and then be subbed off so Luke Shaw could play CB was just
I forgot to add…De Gea on his knees watching the ball curl past and into the net…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Just when you thought yesterday couldn’t get any sweeter…
Oh my… 
I must say that Martinez is incredibly nimble. I get why he’s such a good defender even though he’s stunted.
It is not a criticism, that first touch was phenomenal, completely sent Varane the wrong way and right out of the play, then the second to just put it in the goal from the space he created. Well worth watching carefully, absent the euphoria of the whole match, simply for the superb technique. Gakpo sells Varane on a drive to the baseline, then turns himself and redirects the ball 90 degrees in one motion. Varane was probably quietly relieved that his poor play there was buried under the subsequent avalanche.
I thought you were being a smart arse.