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Dean: It’s fitting we chose a bright green kit as that’s the face of every Man United fan watching. Sick to our stomachs.
Scandy: Any one else not at all surprised by this. United have no midfield, an inexperienced defence and a keeper on his way out. Expect more of the same!
Kris: It’s already shaping up as a shoot out between Ten Hag and Lampard for first sacking of the season!
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HahahahahahahahHAhahahah
was that 4 ha!ha!s or 5?
Anyway the race to the bottom of the table is on with Palace (hopefully) giving them a run for their money on Monday.
The ten Hag era is gone before it even started.
Can man Utd get ole back again
Well it’s 8 hags now.
“10 Fags… You’ll be smoking 10 fags” 
Can someone post gems from redcafe ?
Love the Hey Jude song coming on now… Another reference to Liverpool.
Is the butcher of Amsterdam now the mutton of Manchester?
Erik -four Hag. 
edit to say, actually Erik twenty Hag 
-2 vs Brighton
-2 vs Brentford
Six Hags left!!!
I wonder how many Brentford players salary you could afford with Ronaldo’s pay cheque (check)? I’d bet you’re not far off the Brentford Starting 11.
Eriksen has to be questioning his life choices right about now
In his defense he turned them down several times over the summer. Then I guess enough zeros were added…
ETH definitely looked in shock. DDG on crystal meth. That midfield was a horror show. Thus far, having Fernandes and Eriksen on the pitch at the same time is not working at all.
Feckin Giggsie. Rumor is his brother will take the stand as a character witness.
