Michael Car-wreck's at the wheel! It's the Manchester Untied thread

[SBYM]

When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Amorim!

I’m salivating at the thought of Dave Brailsford sitting himself down in the caf on the first day telling them all they need to weigh how many blueberries they can have on their granola. His methods worked in the ultra Type-A world of professional cycling by controlling every minute aspect of their lives. Gonna go down like a lead balloon with that bunch of lazy, B-grade plonkers. ‘Oi! Shaw!! Put down the biscuit!!’