When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Scamorim! (Part 3)

Ruben Amorim’s PL record, excluding the teams that were relegated…

Man Utd 4-0 Everton
Arsenal 2-0 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-3 Nottingham Forest
Man City 1-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-3 Bournemouth
Wolves 2-0 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-2 Newcastle
Liverpool 2-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 1-3 Brighton
Fulham 0-1 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-2 Crystal Palace
Spurs 1-0 Man Utd
Everton 2-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 1-1 Arsenal
Nottingham Forest 1-0 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-0 Man City
Newcastle 4-1 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-1 Wolves
Bournemouth 1-1 Man Utd
Brentford 4-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-2 West Ham
Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-0 Aston Villa

P - 23
W - 4
D - 5
L - 14
F - 22
A - 37

lol

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(fucking shameful, that 2-2)

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I think Sancho is a bit of a lost cause, as he seems to have surrounded himself with an array of twats, but I still think Rashford is a decent player. Looked really good for Villa. Nowhere near his once potential, but still decent.

FFS Everton

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How embarrassing and hilarious.

We drew against this sack of shit. But so did Arsenal and Everton.

City even lost against them.

It’s remarkable that among all these defeats, they still got four points from their double confrontation with Cheaty.

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Tells you something about their mentality.

I said a few times they’ve become Everton and that seems more and more the case.

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This is enjoyable reading

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They say they aren’t exciting to watch. I have to say they are playing the most enjoyable football from my perspective in decades.

Anyhow I really hate those tours post season. I know we will do one at some point but I hope not.

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Wait…. So.. the only final man united won was against Andre Onana?!?! Hahahaha

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Didn’t they win the CL in 2010? Or was that 2008?? It was the one against Chelsea I recall…

Yeah I assume they meant when Onana was playing.

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Inter beat Bayern in 2010. Utd beat Chelsea 2008

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It’s make your mind up time Bruno. “Should I stay or should I go? If I stay there will be trouble …” with any luck.

Saudi Pro League side Al-Hilal have offered a deal for Manchester United captain Bruno Fernandes, 30, and told the Portugal midfielder he has 72 hours to make a decision. ( Mail, external)

I think Bruno said if United wanted to cash in on him, then he’d go. I don’t think they’ll get a better opportunity to raise much-needed funds for their rebuild than this. Further to that, I don’t think Bruno is a part of their long term future, and they’ll be better served by replacing him with an actual competent ball-controlling CM that can pick out passes. Ugarte is shit except for being able to tackle/win the ball back, but he’s awful on the ball. If they got someone like Wharton or like a Zubimendi type, then I’d start to get a bit concerned that they might actually be getting their shit together.

If they got rid of Bruno, Garnacho, Onana, Rashford, Antony, Sancho, Mainoo, and brought in Wharton, Mbeumo, Cunha, Dibling, maybe another CM and literally any non-Onana keeper, they’ll be on their way. Still shite, mind, but starting to look more like a competent football club.

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https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1927428880005988520?t=AVIezeZurx3q5QAru_Er5w&s=19

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Old news, United already caved and agreed to pay it in 3 installments over 2 years.

When I worked in Indonesia, a young local work colleague told me regularly what a massive Liverpool fan he was.
Pre season he excitedly told me he was getting the new kit, with 15 Wellbeck on the back

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Don’t know too much about Indonesia. But Singapore and Malaysia do have long time Liverpool fans and fans of the other premier league team.

An unfortunate school friend of mine got roped in to support Blackburn Rovers after their 1994 win. He’s still supporting them.

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