When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Scamorim! (Part 3)

I fucking love the evolution of these thumbnails, in chronological order…




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United are 20/1 to be relegated next season — that almost sounds like smart money. :joy:

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Mbuemo is reported to no longer be interested as he thinks going to Spurs with Frank is a better option.

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Yes, and:

Gyokeres has told them he wants to go to Arsenal
Sesko will not go to a non-CL team
Ekitike will cost them way too much
Osimhen will break their new wage structure policy before they even have a chance to start it

They’ve already started briefing that they still have confidence that Hojlund and Zirkzee will come good with better service from Cunha.

They’re humped.

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I was gardening this afternoon, had Goldbridge on and he was going in HARD on reports from Portugal that Gyokeres would go to the Arse.

Just scrolled past this…

Classic.

The best is that just last week Goldbridge put out a tweet saying something like “Based on what I’ve just seen, there’s no way United won’t sign Gyokeres this window”.

Daft cunt.

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Lol same

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@SBYM he’s at it again…

Eight hours later…

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Reading Red Cafe for laughs. It’s easy to see they take these as the gospel truth. They are after a different striker everyday. The clickbait really works over there.

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Yeah I saw Donnarumma basically put pay to that rumour as well.

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I guess part of Utd’s hope is that there will be one of these named strikers who will not get picked up by the CL sides when the musical chairs end and so will be open to a move to Utd.

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Can’t understand any self reflecting ‘top footballer’ wanting to go there at the moment, they are a shambles on and off the pitch and it would only be for the money.

I liked Cunha as a player but his decision going there reinforces he must a dickhead

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There weren’t serious links with any other clubs for Cunha.

I don’t blame Cunha for taking the pay packet hike to go to United. But no other club wanted him, probably shows that they fear he can be a liability as far as his discipline and hotheadedness goes.

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Onana digging in his heels.

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All of these can be true at the same time:

  • he is a childhood ManU fan
  • he’s a dickead
  • you like him as a player :wink:

I also quite like him and I think he will be a success for them.

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  • He’s a dickhead
  • I don’t like him
  • He’ll be an abject failure in a long line of the same
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He’s a walking suspension.

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