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Is anyone really surprised?

They will be going the match next… Bastards

Fit and proper indeed. Bastards.

Dear me, they are somewhat desperate aren’t they?

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How delightful, long may it continue.

They could use that fast show sketch as well :rofl:

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I can just see their reps saying to a player;

"we’re on Goal!, did you see Goal!?. We were like totally the best team in the League on Goal!, we even qualified for the Champions League and our best players left for Madrid. Wait, scratch that last bit… Oh look, it’s the waiter’’

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I’ve no doubt they’re all season ticket holders at Newcastle as well.

Fee agreed for Trippier.

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Tripper all but done. Who next? Coutinho? Ramsey?

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They’re obviously offering ridiculous wages. Why else would anyone go there?

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As someone who grew up in the North East, I personally think there are a lot of reasons to move there.

The weather is shit however.

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Ginola was not impressed he couldn’t wait to get away 6 months of winter :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Liar Lie GIF by Fluffy Friends

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Howe also didn’t join them for the money.

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sexy the walking dead GIF

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That I can believe.

Probably the thought of cash to spend on the team and the kudos he would get for putting Newcastle into the top 10 is enough to interest him in the job.

Are they going run this line out every five minutes…

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Newcastle going cleanly position by position. :slight_smile:

GK: Dubravka is fine for now, RB: Tripper as a new one was needed, next is: CB.

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Of course it wasn’t for the money. He swapped Madrid for a freezing North East winter and a relegation battle, because of his love for Eddie Howe and the “unbelievably passionate fans”. Do me a favour!

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