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Announcement is very close.
Fabrizio Romano - Liverpool have just signed Mac Allister
also Fabrizio Romano - Documents are being signed.
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Soo many documents, so little time
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Jurgen said I’ve seen ya, winning with Argentina
I need a centre mid too, and so he sent a bid through
And now we’ve got alexis, alexis is majestic
Mac allister is magic, he’s red and it’s fantastic.
Have you just made this up on the spot as a song for AlexiMac by any chance? If so it’s pretty darn impressive.
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Barbie Girl?
Christ I hope we haven’t stooped so low as to using ChatGP for crating our songs now.
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Or take the Spanish approach and make release clauses public knowledge.
That way, buying clubs know what they have to stump up and there is no chance of certain clubs using dodgy payments to make their transfers look like they comply with financial restrictions
How the fuck was I supposed to know that? 
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Nope
That would be the song below 
Alexis Mac Allister, a talent so fine,
A midfield maestro with skills that shine,
From Argentina to Liverpool’s embrace,
He brings his magic to Anfield’s grace.
(Chorus)
Oh, Alexis Mac Allister, the Reds’ delight,
With every touch, you set the pitch alight,
From the midfield, you orchestrate the play,
In Liverpool’s colors, you’ll lead the way.
(Verse 2)
With vision and flair, you control the game,
Passes threaded, setting hearts aflame,
A master of technique, precision in your feet,
Alexis Mac Allister, Liverpool’s beat.
(Chorus)
Oh, Alexis Mac Allister, the Reds’ delight,
With every touch, you set the pitch alight,
From the midfield, you orchestrate the play,
In Liverpool’s colors, you’ll lead the way.
(Bridge)
In Klopp’s system, you find your place,
Creating chances with style and grace,
The Kop sings your name, a chorus so loud,
Alexis Mac Allister, make Anfield proud.
(Chorus)
Oh, Alexis Mac Allister, the Reds’ delight,
With every touch, you set the pitch alight,
From the midfield, you orchestrate the play,
In Liverpool’s colors, you’ll lead the way.
(Outro)
So, lace up your boots, embrace the call,
With Liverpool’s badge, you’ll give your all,
Alexis Mac Allister, a name that will soar,
In Liverpool’s anthem, forever you’ll score.
Still better than fucking Barbie Girl.
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I assume the plastic would be pretty unforgiving for that activity
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My feeble attempt is a simple reworking of Spanish Bombs
Jurgen said come and be our new midfielder
Yo te quiero, Oh Mac Allister
Jurgen said we saw you win with Argentina
Yo te quiero, Oh Mac Allister
They are legally required in Spain and the public disclosure is a part of that. These sorts of clauses are very different, serve a different purpose and are activated very differently.
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Brighton after Matt O Reilly to replace Mac.
Remember we paid 35m for Andy Carroll all those years ago. 
Let’s give Brighton another 4m just avoid that comparsion.
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So we give them 2m more we are guaranteed a bargain?