He’s fat and gets injured like he’s made of glass.
Why is Luke Shaw’s obesity being mentioned in the Alisson thread.
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Who’s Luke Shaw?
Mrs Shaw’s young lad. 
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Most fans now ask that question.
And Becker isn’t fat…
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Has he employed Bruno Fernandes’ personal trainer?!
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I wonder if Achterberg and Alisson will rethink how much he really needs to endanger himself in training going forward. Match conditions might just have be a secondary aspect of their work together.
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Don’t believe a word of it. Seeing is believing.
We can pray. 
The word is hope! 
Called up to the Brazil squad (along with Fabinho and Firmino) for the next international break.
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Tell them to fuck off in Portuguese.
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“Alisson is closing in on a return and has even been included in Brazil’s squad for next month’s internationals, with the Selecao revealing that he is slated to return against West Ham next week.”
‘Alisson had a shoulder injury on September 30, a trauma. An athlete from his own team fell on his shoulder,’ explained Brazil physio Fabio Mahseredjian. ‘And on October 15 he was back for training sessions. Dr. Rodrigo Lasmar [Brazil Chief Medical Officer], in contact with Liverpool’s medical department, gave us a heads up by saying that Alisson would probably be available to Klopp, to Liverpool’s technical staff, on October 31.
“He would have three games before joining the Brazil team.”
That diagnoses means Alisson will also miss the midweek Champions League clash against Midtjylland but will be able to take on West Ham, Atalanta and Manchester City.
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Perhaps also why Klopp decided to say “in contention for Sheffield”. But he might return in one of the next two games. Anyway, good news, he’ll come back earlier than expected. Although Klopp said it could be anything between 3-6 weeks, but most people always imagine the worst case scenario…
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This is Liverpool, it almost always is the worst case scenario when it comes to injuries. Even when some complete unknown breaks some bad injury news on Twitter (or, in Van Dijk’s case, BeIN Sports), it usually turns out to be true… That coupled with his injuries from last season, he really is worrying me, especially now that Van Dijk is out for the season.
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That is not true Lovren was not there!
Ha, well I’ve read somewhere that it’s been Trent.
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No wonder he’s tiptoeing through daisies at the moment, must be scared shitless that Lovren leaving has jinxed him. 
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Technically you were right!