Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

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Q. What does a robot do after sex?

A. He nuts & bolts

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Frank Pembleton made a similar joke on Homicide: Life on the Street! Unlike your instance, he didn’t mean to be funny in that particular scene, quite the opposite (Andre Braugher’s delivery was majestic).

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What a great show that was! Great acting all round but Andre Braugher definitely stood out for me.

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This is how bush fires starts.

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I’d be more concerned about the fishy smell your spliff potentially developes

Do any have a bush anymore?

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Depends where they are from :grinning:

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Many must have before entering ‘my’ hotel but don’t when they leave judging by the pubes found in the wash basin. :sob:

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My missus started complaining that the vaccum cleaner stopped sucking.

I said it’s frustrating isn’t it

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Git. :rage::joy::nerd_face:

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