Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

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That’s bollocks.

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Same energy

Can everyone please stop milking it?

OMG… Discovered this morning in the toilets at a motorway services…!
It is a bigger diameter than the bend it is supposed to be flushed around…
C’mon… any of our posters travelling by car today that needed an urgent call of nature - Own up :0))

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Bloody hell.

Not sure if that would leave you laughing, crying or praying to Jesus Christ? :rofl:

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Bet they had a sore bottom​:scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:

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I wonder how much water it drank?

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Looks like it drank the entire bowl of water

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Animal? Mineral?

How would I know W8… You sounded like the expert earlier on :0)
You on the way to the Lakes in your Camper Van by any chance today :joy:

No no no…:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:…can’t believe you took a close up of ‘it’…

HaHaHa… I’ve been nowhere near it… I copied and pasted it
It was headline news in the newspapers this morning :0)
When they interviewed the poor guy who had to chop it up… he said it reminded him of the Christmas Day Chocolate Log cake his wife puts on the table every year… He said he won’t be having a slice of it this year though :0)

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That’s no Chritsmas chocolate log I’ve ever bought …gee whizz

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What a whopper, that’s at least a weeks worth. Imagine penting it up for a week just waiting for the ‘holidays’ to commence.

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