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I’ve been doing that for years.
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Only years?
A certain cynical oldie here has possibly done it for decades…or more. 
What? Making it bigger before the event so when you have to perform it’s actually smaller? I suppose that could be good family planning advice. If you don’t want a family, that is.
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Dammit Legster, you’ve caught me out again!
I’ve got a couple of choices here;
1, admit I only read the headline and was looking for cheap laughs,
or
2, make up some story about how my dick is so huge that I have to reduce its size prior to intercourse.
Hmm..
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- defer… rant about tariffs and tell everyone here you finished a war…
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