Im glad you pointed out it was referring to Wilcox because otherwise Id have spent far too much time assessing which of the many candidates I thought they were talking about
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I thought it was Martinez
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I’m afraid they could run out of former players to take the head coach job.
Give it to Rooney ffs.
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A few more are retiring so an ample supply.
Luckily they’ve been buying mostly past it guys for several years now.
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The PL needs some Zlatan.
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Phil Jones to the rescue, he’s first team coach at Blackburn, so he’s surely the perfect candidate to be interim/permanent, here we go again, manager.
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Or The Fridge as player-manager. 
Jeepers, are you all right?
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Give it Giggsy, til the end of the week.
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Whats the difference between Giggsy and Man City?
City were fucking outlaws
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This upcoming match against Como might be the end. Como is an interesting team, hard to.play against and will be a brutal contrast in terms of value for money at ManU. At the same time, English fans are not likely to take them seriously, so a humiliating result will need a scapegoat
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Teh Hag has a tell all/bitch session out with the Athletic today spilling the beans on the various ways he was fucked over. Perfect timing
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Which begs the question - who is their best gay defender?
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Oddly they all look a bit like a Sunday morning pub team.
The kit surely doesn’t help but you’ve got it all, big lumps, balding older strikers and the one youngster who has speed.
Probably reached the end of his NDA or severance payments. He would have had this interview on his calendar for a while.
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The reaction
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And currently losing to Como 
Its such a cheat code playing in Como. Imagine trying to mark on a corner and instead being distracted by the beautiful views of the lake and yachts in the background.
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At least we managed to hold out for 4 minutes last night, unlike this shower of shite