Daft Prick Boehly‘s Blue Billion Pound Plastic Bottlejobs

The Chelsea board is reportedly patient about their unimpressive start of the season. However, there’s a growing uneasiness for not trying to sign Wataru Endo and Ryan Gravenberch both of whom played in the German League. Chelsea did make late some inquiries about Thomas Tuchel, but his employers, Bayern Munich, have told them to wait till October.

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https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1698009008286711918?s=20

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Such a fanbase deserves it.

Pochie! :smiling_face_with_tear:

New season, new manager, new team… same old shite…

Long may it continue!

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Silly little slag. :rofl:

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Id lay of the slag thing but that’s your typical fan base that effectively exists for social media interactions.

Even bought herself a tick :joy:

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No, she’s a legitimate slag…self proclaimed at that.

Great, someone else to get @PeachesEnRegalia wet.

@PeachesEnRegalia , One more for your … erm… collection

But she’s a screamer , not a moaner.

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Chelsea last 14 matches. 14 goals scored.

Boehly has got to be the worst Football Manager of All time even if you consider EA sports FIFA and football manager series !!

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He probably saves and resets on the actual game.

How can a billionaire be so stupid. You pay top money to hire experts. He would win the league has he appointed Michael Edwards as his Sporting director and listened to him.

Still have hope that Edwards will come back to Liverpool FC in some capacity.

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Yup. I sincerely hope you are right. Genius transfer guru!!

I don’t think winning the league is Boehly’s main intent at all. He wants to collect a huge number of assets. Keep trading those assets at inflated prices and increase the valuation of the club. The club ofcourse has to be competitive for that to happen. UCL qualification etc. But winning is probably secondary.

In all seriousness I wonder if missing out on CL again would have some immediate effect on them for next summer.

I’ve got dibs on this one, lads.

What kind of effect do you have in mind? I dont think it will change anything for them