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Watched most of the Luton match last night, hard to recall a less convincing 3-0. Luton were just plain overmatched, looking like what they more or less are - a mid-table Championship side without many PL level players. Great story, but they are really going to struggle for points. Chelsea beating them at Stamford Bridge is not a strong positive, that was a 1-0 for most of the match.

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I do like how they have posted a link to transfer deadline day and information about it on their website.

Billionaire Baloney would have been an apt title for this thread.

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Chelsea’s new away kit’s been released. Not sure they understand how away kits work - it’s blue…

https://twitter.com/ESPNUK/status/1697167866506674620

Looks like the designer used Ctrl+X and Ctrl+V

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Well, clearly this is the away kit for when their usual away kit would clash.

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That would look ok with a sponsor for once.

Without it just looks odd.

You sure that’s not their European kit?

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They’ve apparently agreed to loan Maatsen back to Burnley, with an obligation to buy for 31m.

This club is ridiculous. They have three senior left backs and a centre back who can play at LB - so, knowing they have to trim that down - they try and sell Cucurella one year after signing him for 60m. Can’t find a buyer because he’s so bad and they pay him so much and now they’ve instead moved on one of their most talented young players.

Looking forward to Chelsea buying Maatsen back for 75m in a couple of years. Clown car club.

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Long may it continue.

Will be even more fun in a few years when these 8 year high-wage deals start biting them in the ass.

But by then, Klopp will have moved on and Manchester Sportswashers and Newcastle Sportswashers will be dominant and I’ll likely find it hard to care.

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Funny thing is that they’ve been using Maatsen as a right winger in pre-season.

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Yeah, like I said, they’re a clown car of a club.

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Boehly would have fucked off then because it’s not his money he’s spending. He’s only there to increase the valuation of the club by spending big.

Thiago Silva is an amazing player. At 38 he’s finally beginning to show his age, though.

A billion dollar worth of players later and cannot beat Forest at home.

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Yeaaaaaaaassssssss.

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At least the window is still ope… err nevermind.

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