Daft Prick Boehly‘s Blue Billion Pound Plastic Bottlejobs

I’ve just ordered a Dominoes myself, be keeping an eye out on a follow up tweet by them to see if they’ve managed to hit a million by the time Chelsea next kick off.

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What position does Disasi play? He’s quick but isn’t the best of finishers and makes defensive mistakes

He’s a center back.

…who ends up in crossing positions?!

Chelsea plays a formation where they’re sometimes in 4 at the back with Colwill at LB na sometimes in 3 at the back. Disasi is then usually the RCB. Gusto also got sent off, I don’t know what were their moves with 10 men, but yeah I saw that Disasi covered down the right side in that situation.

Disasi can play as a RB as well i think. Not too dissimilar to Gomez

Remember when we had a CB by the name of Lovren who probably spent more time on the wing putting crosses in than at the back doing what he was supposed to?

No

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It must’ve been another player named Lovren. I don’t remember that.

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Where did you get that from? My biggest gripe with Lovren was his bad decision making…going in for front foot defending when he should have hung back and vice versa.

Remember when we had a CB by the name of Lovren who probably spent more time on the wing putting crosses in than at the back doing what he was supposed to?

You’ve been doing well lately, then this.

New Girl Facepalm GIF by HULU

I remember Lovren doing some pretty crazy stuff, but I genuinely don’t remember him doing that once.

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I don’t eithier.

Then again I find it hard to shrug the Spurs match from my mind. I remember that crazy Arsenal match I turned on after 20 mins and we were 4-0 up.

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https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1705958878821646357

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I remember Lovren’s winner against Dortmund.

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Because he never made it far enough down the wing to put it in. I seem to remember him doing step overs in an attempt to dribble his way up the field and hashing it miserably. :rofl: :man_facepalming:

I used to think of it as the ambition of Beckenbauer, but the feet of Djimi Traore…

His son still hasn’t recovered :0)

My friend has a saying for people like Lovren…

“Where did you get that confidence from?”

:joy:

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