Daft Prick Boehly‘s Blue Billion Pound Plastic Bottlejobs

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1795827894922694982?t=18viF9fcxpJlplPMRbFI7w&s=19

5 year deal…so ge’ll get a nice payout when he’s sacked.

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And also lead the club further into insolvency.

I don’t get why Chelsea (or Spurs) offer multiple-year contracts to their managers when they know they will sack them within a year.

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Cause that’s the only reason why Managers would join Chelsea.

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Oddest thing about this is, I don’t think he is that good.

Yeah they gave Poch a much shorter contract; really shows they are making it up as they go along.

Uh-oh… :grimacing:

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Doubt it should be worse than Everton

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Kyle Walker says that Reece James is the best RB in the world. Conveniently forgetting that James isn’t even first choice RB at his own club.

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Attack of the Baldies

Retribution towards Hairbags.

Fixed it for Kyle

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That’s more on to his luck with Injuries.

James is a smashing good player.

Gusto has outperformed him significantly based on the last two years.

No good being a great player if you can only do 20 minutes before limping off the pitch. Ask Thiago.

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Or getting sent off…

https://x.com/centregoals/status/1800575631501279603

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1800815310766997941

  • Sign anyone/anything available
  • Spend hundreds of millions
  • Hire a mid coach
  • Flop in the season
  • Sack the coach at the end of the season and scout the next trending coach.
  • Sell/ loan out many of the players signed
  • Cry and call Man City 115 charge club for winning trophies.

Rinse and repeat for the next season.

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Signing Michael Olise when they already have 50 attacking midfielders, engaging in talks about selling Gallagher and trying to sign Jhon Duran. No strategy whatsoever.

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Fixed

I get there is the whole “to be a great player you have to back yourself so cannot be scared of competition” thing that has over the years mediated criticism of young players signing for chelsea when there was no obvious need for them, but you seriously have to ask questions about young players signing for them now. It’s not as if Olise was not going to get really good offers to go somewhere else had he not jumped at this.

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