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Makes sense, they are quite clearly betting on evading PSR somehow.

EDIT: Edited for @Limiescouse’s sake.

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There is a good deal of legit reporting treating Chelsea as already having PSR violations baked in, even before the spending of this summer. None of this makes any sense at all.

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Looks like I missed out the emphasis, going back to edit it.

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https://x.com/HKbinHK/status/1828700522544570852

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The attitude seems to be something like we know we are going to get fucked when it comes to FFP. In the meantime, get as many players in as possible so that we can sell them later and then stay within FFP guidelines.

I bumped into Caicedo at a cafe in Fulham the other day and he tried to sign me up as an Avon seller.

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Genuine question because I don’t really know anything about either player, but what sense is there in selling Lukaku to bring Toney in?

Lukaku is shit and they havent yet ruined what is left of Toney’s career so can kid themselves that he is the answer to their problems.

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I thought he was once a relatively good finisher at least?

Once, yes. At his best he was very good. He has had some bad moves, most notably leaving Inter to go back to Chelsea, that didnt work out for him and plays like someone who carries those failures heavily on his shoulders.

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Hampered by the adoption of VAR perhaps.

My recent memories all seem to be of offsides.

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https://x.com/TimesSport/status/1828877713408758167?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1828877713408758167|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=

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Thats Newcastle fucked when they come to selling their castoffs to Saudi

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Lolz…

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What format is the Conference league this season? Next goal wins?

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Keep playing until mum calls you in for dinner, then it goes to next goal wins

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Or someone kicks the ball into a garden with a big dog. Whoever retrieves it, keeps it.

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That is when you find out who your mates are, and who will ditch you and run to save themselves.

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This is a load of fucking BS.

https://x.com/Millar_Colin/status/1829444185914544616?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1829444185914544616|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=

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