Darwin Nunez (CF/LW) to Al Hilal/Atletico/Napoli

If we agreed to pay 50M upfront, we have to pay 50M of the 75M upfront. I understand that we try to stagger it and in many cases we do but the point was that it has nothing to do with ammortization.

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Is he Samson in reverse?

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I think it’s to the credit of the coaching and analyst team that they discovered that shaving his head will be key to his improvement in form.

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That would be Nosmas. Come on la, get your shit together…

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Maybe without so much loft insulation on his noggin the brain doesn’t overheat in front of goal. Imagine if he ended up staying and actually being good - forget throw in or set piece coaches, we need a club barber on the bench :man_getting_haircut:

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Its his brother, Damhamsom.

Makes him more aerodynamic… but questionable if that’s even good for him and us.

Might end up in more offsides.

:joy:

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Just to add context Al Hilal are asking about him, Simone Inzaghi the current coach wants him.

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Ok from my internal translation, it says that the Saudi club is interested in Nunez now because he has cut his hair. They were previously wary of a man with long hair.

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I’ll just be happy to volunteer.

Just give me a shearing machine.

I semi-joked about it in the Isak thread that the Saudis may give us a load of cash for Nunez and Diaz, and we’ll return it via Newcastle for Isak to help them out with PSR issues.

Depends on whether Nunez wants the move.

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surely thats Howe playing 8D chess now?

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