Tribute will be paid, as was custom to monarchs in ye olde days of yore. And the wise benevolence, and flatulence, of the great king known of the Orange One shall decree that all are welcome in these former Great States of America thus opening the path for the acolytes of the beautiful game to pilgrim to see their Chosen Team.
Alas, the King proved faithless and the tribute, though paid, proved to be of little import and Fifa in their despair were shown to grovel at his feet and tribute anew required and behold, it was given and upon Twitter the outpourings fell and were taken up by the multitudes to implore and yet, the Orange One remained unmoved in his gaudy room of Oval Proportions until lo, he changed his mind once again.
So it is written.