Euro 2024 - Reiseziel Deutschland

Diogo for Ronaldo.

Show some balls Everton manager.

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Martinez is scared of Ronaldo

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Extra time. Yay

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Ronaldo is the equivalent of the Black Knight in Holy Grail.

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Good Geico commercial at least.

Geez.

2 physios for Ronaldo, 1 for the rest of the team

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Hispanics love soccer

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

Ole

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Will Deschamps go for it?

Nope, subs one midfielder for an even more defensively minded one. Boring bastard.

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No french player has scored a goal from open play in 5 games now (the winner against Belgium was harshly ruled an OG)

Deschamps

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Oh boy, he’s gonna cry now, right?

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A fresh Jota almost certainly scores that

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Sad shite.

Germany with good, entertaining football is out while one of these two boredoms will bore us even more in semis… :thinking:

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Conceciao just went over to ask for forgiveness for not setting him up better :joy:

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We better hope Turkey gets through on the other side, because any other make up of that semi final is going to be worse than this.

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Dembele you coward, take the shot yourself.

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The fake volume spikes whenever Ronaldo or Mbappe touch the ball…

I read a tweet the other day saying how funny it is that Ronaldo has spent millions employing the world’s best sports scientists to monastically squeeze what more he can out of 39 year old legs, only to find himself being outperformed by a 41 year old pepe who has spent the last 8 years bare knuckle fighting in pub car parks 3 days a week and binge drinking daily.

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We will never see another goal scored in world football

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France playing like Swindon Town in a FA cup tie away at a upper PL team.

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You wait for Cody’s hat trick tomorrow.

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