It’s the natural state of the Brit. No doubt caused by the weather.
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Yeah, I already regret the Rangnick tattoo all these football hipsters talked me into
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Please include @Iftikhar’s Bangladesh so that I can predict the outcome of Harry Kane breathing on the Spaniards for 90 minutes. Thank you for your help in this matter.
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I’ll have you know Iftikhar feels that Bangladesh is the cricketing equivalent of Liverpool.
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Come on Eng-er-lund!
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I just been on the phone with my cousin. Apparently, my nephew left London 5:30pm last night with his mate and drove all the way to Felixtowe, crossed into Calais, stopped off at Lille, crossed into the Nerherlands and now is in Berlin. His mate got tickets for the match, 1x ticket= £1,700. Luckily, he has accomodation with with his other mate, whose Dad lives in Berlin. Nephew’s mum not pleased that he upped and went. He was supposed to help tidy up the garden.
Edit: he is going to be in big trouble when he gets home.
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The price of success.
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Garden will be there when he gets back…
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Lineker, Ferdinand, Mata, Richards.
One of these things is not like the others.
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This is EXACTLY what I was thinking of when I posted the above.
Hahahahahaha
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Yamal is 17 now.
I reckon we’ll notice tonight that his legs have gone.
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He’s past it 
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When’s the next Liverpool match?
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“I’m not over-egging it”, says Micah, the bloke who over-eggs every fucking word and gesture.
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I bet he laughed after it.
Cretin
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He shouted it, then laughed.
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