Someone educate me on the Scots and their obsession with road cones 
They really give it some serious thought don’t they?
@Livvy and @GermanRed
That German song Major Tom (…völlig losgelöst) has been in my head the last 12 hours, I have practically learned it off by heart and keep singing it (out of tune) every time I hear it.
My housemate and her brother are looking at me as if I am from out of space.
Help! 
It’s not just cones. It’s specified in Scottish folklore that all statues must have accompanying headgear. This was Stenhousemuir one Christmas:
Why does Gary Lineker being on ITV feel like one of those heel turns in pro wrestling
why did every single Iranian player basically do a fold arms and nod move for the individual introductions? almost seems like some sort of directive from higher-ups
They actually provide explanation on why they make those choices. I just can’t be bothered to type the full conversation (I was never a good meeting minutes scribe in the past. 
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It was a minor hit in the UK. I was sure he was on Top Of The Pops singing it in English, but I could only find the video for it:
Some of those Neue Deutsche Welle acts did really well at the time (Nena, Trio, Falco) but Peter Schilling has become a football anthem.
Full weight with studs from the unfit Lukaku sliding onto the chest, not going to be a nice experience.
Not sure how he’s still on the pitch.
Lukaku or the keeper? 
Lukaku looks a lot…heavier…than before
I think the commentator from the last match we have here mentioned that he did not have a competitive match last season.
Belgium almost 1 down.
Damn it Courtois! I don’t really like you!
It’s pretty cool that the Iran player bumped into a security person before taking the corner, he then gently pat the security person (not patting him/jher down).
Iranians can’t match the physicality of the Belgians.
You mean the Iranians can’t match the physicality and size of Lukaku?
you’d need a bloody bison for that!
or Brobbey