FIFA World Cup 2026 - USA/Canada/Mexico

Quidditch?

I shit you not, but there is a Highland Games hosted here every January. About 10 years ago they added Quiddich to the schedule…just a bunt of cunts running around with broomsticks between their legs :see_no_evil_monkey:

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NETHERLANDS

Goalkeepers: Bart Verbruggen (Brighton), Mark Flekken (Leverkusen), Robin Roefs (Sunderland)

Defenders: Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool), Jan Paul van Hecke (Brighton), Micky van de Ven (Tottenham), Nathan Ake (Manchester City), Jurrien Timber (Arsenal), Denzel Dumfries (Inter), Jorrel Hato (Chelsea)

Midfielders: Frenkie de Jong (Barcelona), Ryan Gravenberch (Liverpool), Tijjani Reijnders (Manchester City), Teun Koopmeiners (Juventus), Quinten Timber (Marseille), Guus Til (PSV), Maarten De Roon (Atalanta), Mats Wieffer (Brighton)

Forwards: Memphis Depay (Corinthians), Donyell Malen (Roma), Cody Gakpo (Liverpool), Justin Kluivert (Bournemouth), Noa Lang (Napoli), Crysencio Summerville (West Ham), Bryan Brobbey (Sunderland), Wout Weghorst (Ajax)

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I guess Gakpo wasn’t dropped then.

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Of course, his numbers for them are very good; 19 goals and 11 assists in 48.

One of their key players.

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Yeah I thought it was dog toss to be honest, he has been an ever present in the national team.

This is why @Dutch has the lowest post to like ratio. The only spike he had was when he was posting pictures of Jutta Leerdam.

38151

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If you look carefully you’ll see me in the background, 3 pitchers of red ale in by 10am waiting for the sheep dog trials to start

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Fixed

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https://x.com/SPFLWatch/status/2059712084401692941

https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/2059711305355772317

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:man_facepalming:

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement

@ICEgov & ICE @HSI_HQ will be working with local and federal partners to secure the @FIFAWorldCup.

They will play a pivotal role in combatting human trafficking as well as stopping counterfeit merchandise and counterfeit ticket sales.

https://x.com/ICEgov/status/2056750435868799154?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^2056750435868799154|twgr^e10f42c796d5aae764f80f14d688a226c3c29b22|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mundonow.com%2Fen%2Fice-at-world-cup-2026-confirmed%2F

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It appears an increasing number of players are not being issued visas. It is rather mind-blowing that FIFA doesn’t secure the right of access to the competition for the nations that qualify. It sounds like they are all going to be issued eventually, but just pointless friction.

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https://x.com/avrimusic/status/2059665442940043492

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The official stuff has always been so naff. 98 was the first one where I was in the states, although was back in the UK for most of the tournament itself and I remember one of my team mates talking to me about how excited he was becaus of how great the world cup song was. Was he talking about Fat Les Vindaloo? Probably ot because I assume most Americans wouldnt get it. Was he talking about Carnivale de Paris by Dario G (a fucking banger, especially when the bag pipes come in)? Probably not because that sort of music just wasnt present in the US at the time. So what was he talking about? The fucking FIFA sanctioned Ricky Martin slop song that was essentially people just going “futball…you say futball not soccer, right?” to shit music

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This is soooo good.

Please watch. The end is fucking classic.

https://youtube.com/shorts/aJuJqUrH_yQ?si=_JHkGehFJWqJmFa9

‘Something mooses’

:rofl:

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ARGENTINA

Goalkeepers: 1 Juan Musso (Atletico Madrid), 12 Geronimo Rulli (Marseille), 23 Emiliano Martinez (Aston Villa)

Defenders: 2 Leonardo Balerdi (Marseille), 3 Nicolas Tagliafico (Lyon), 4 Gonzalo Montiel (River Plate), 6 Lisandro Martinez (Manchester United), 13 Cristian Romero (Tottenham), 19 Nicolas Otamendi (Benfica), 25 Facundo Medina (Marseille), 26 Nahuel Molina (Atletico Madrid)

Midfielders: 5 Leonardo Paredes (Boca), 7 Rodrigo De Paul (Inter Miami), 8 Valentin Barco (Strasbourg), 11 Giovani Lo Celso (Betis), 14 Exequiel Palacios (Leverkusen), 20 Alexis Mac Allister (Liverpool), 24 Enzo Fernandez (Chelsea)

Forwards: 9 Julian Alvarez (Atletico Madrid), 10 Lionel Messi (Inter Miami), 15 Nicolas Gonzalez (Atletico Madrid), 16 Thiago Almada (Atletico Madrid), 17 Giuliano Simeone (Atletico Madrid), 18 Nico Paz (Como), 21 Jose Manuel Lopez (Palmeiras), 22 Lautaro Martinez (Inter Milan)

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Best is “The team the rich husband bought”

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I enjoyed Norwich.

Nekminit…Wrexham.

Can you get further away from each other in the UK?

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The World Cup is in safe hands.