I’d rather masturbate with a dishwashing glove full of oven cleaner.
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Krepin Diatta the best player on the pitch so far for me.
Shearer said France don’t want to defend… don’t want to seem to attack either.
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Giroud does speak better english though.
Has anyone ever seen Wayne and Desperate Dan in the same room? Just asking..
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Literally haven’t a clue what Rooney was saying then.
Something about rotating into rotating positions.
I’d liken the chemistry between this commentary panel to an awkward conversation with a GP about your latest chlamydia flare up.
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I’d suggest getting Doxy prep for that 
Anyhow yet another mind numbing visit to the England training camp, might be half interesting if they had anything interesting to say but they don’t.
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Judging by the music, Wayne Rooney is sending messages to Kobbie from beyond the grave.
LOL
Of course Wayne wanted Fatty Shaw to get the call up!!!
Imagine those thighs after 6 weeks of American cheese.
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He needed Jurgen as his boss, to bring him down to Earth!
I’d rather listen to Rooney than Alexi fucking Lalas. At least we have Henry and Zlatan as well - but Alexi is embarrassing sitting next to those two with some of his asinine comments.
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If Senegal keeps leaving holes like that they’ll get smoked.
Rooney has pretty much contributed to the relegation of….
Birmingham, Derby and Plymouth, one did have a points issue but yeah, I’d take selection pointers from him.
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I think it’s pretty clear getting his thoughts across in a coherent way is not one of his strengths.
After last night Iran vs The Kiwis match, this one is incredibly dull.
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This match needs vuvuzelas.
Good stop Mendy. Olise finally turning up.
jackson is just not a good forward
This Senegalese front line has been very wasteful, especially Sarr and Jackson.
Another big stop from Mendy, almost identical to earlier.
Could lay to blame to Mbappe there too for not being more clinical.