There were 21 years between the end of WW1 and the beginning of WW2, so it would have to have been a historical version of Milner to have been affected by both.
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Yep, one who didnāt get killed, maimed or otherwise harmed by trench warfare. Seems a very tall order.
Just messing.
Kamil Grabara will join Wolfsburg from FC KĆøbenhavn next summer for ā¬13,5m. We have a 20% sign on fee. Wolfsburg also have the option to bring him in in January already - which might increase the fee.
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Maybe Henderson can donate a few days oil money to settle the debt.
Write a rap going along with the lyrics and style of the John Barnes rap but change the topic of the rap to be about John Barnes owing 238k in taxes
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(Verse 1) Yo, itās John Barnes, Iām in a bit of a bind, Got 238K in taxes on my mind, Gotta pay Uncle Sam, aināt no escape, But Iām here to tell you, I aināt pullinā a fake.
I used to rock the pitch, I had that football flair, Now Iām dealing with numbers, itās a different affair, I dribbled past defenders, I scored some insane goals, But now Iām dodging tax bills, thatās takinā its toll.
(Chorus) Tax man knockinā at my door, canāt ignore, 238K, what am I workinā for? I gotta find a way, gotta make it through, John Barnes in the game, Iāll find my revenue.
(Verse 2) Iāve been through tough matches, faced the criticsā strife, But this tax debt, itās a different kind of fight, Gotta hire a team, financial wizards by my side, To navigate these waters, I wonāt let it slide.
Iāll negotiate, strategize, find some deductions, No red cards here, just tax reductions, Iāll get back on my feet, bounce back from the fall, John Barnes, Iām resilient, Iāll conquer it all.
(Chorus) Tax man knockinā at my door, canāt ignore, 238K, what am I workinā for? I gotta find a way, gotta make it through, John Barnes in the game, Iāll find my revenue.
(Verse 3) From the pitch to the boardroom, Iāll rise above, Handle this tax situation with the power of love, For the beautiful game, I gave my heart and my soul, Now Iāll tackle this challenge, take back control.
Iāll pay my dues, settle the score, Learn from the past, and Iāll strive for more, John Barnes, Iām still standing, head held high, With determination and grit, watch me touch the sky.
(Chorus) Tax man knockinā at my door, canāt ignore, 238K, what am I workinā for? I gotta find a way, gotta make it through, John Barnes in the game, Iāll find my revenue.
(Outro) Yeah, John Barnes, facing this tax test, But like in football, Iāll give it my best, No matter the challenge, I wonāt back down, Iāll rise up, clear my debts, and wear that tax crown
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That is glorious and terrible 
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Uncle Sam?
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Chatgpt presumed John Barnes is American it seems. Wanted to keep the original first post so didnāt edit
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https://twitter.com/TeleFootball/status/1701983112517869595
Another one of the many weāve had through the club over the years that had me excited, only to never make it. Looks to be moving to Turkey (Rizespor)
I enjoyed him telling Alex Ferguson to āfuck offā.
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Yep
And with those 2 words will forever go down as a legend in my book
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A guy said Fabinho was too busy checking the time on his new Rolex when this happened :0)
Debut.
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Even the seconds before it show why Iām glad he went that lazy lethargic jog around the pitch.
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Iāve seen more effort in charity/benefit games. 
Did he think he was warming down after a match?
The Rolex watch must have dazzled him.
He was great and an important cog in our CM, delighted we sold mind as I doubt heās getting back to that level.
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