To lighten up the mood, as the name suggests!
Two fish are in a tank.
“How the hell do you drive this thing??”
(This joke was the first post in the old TIA jokes thread pre-crash)
Q.Whats brown and sticky?
A. A stick
The entire thread is epic.
Fun fact. Apparently people in Dubai don’t like The Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.
Mate… don’t even stop to get your coat
@Kopstar courtroom transcription special
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So. Is it then possible that the patient was alive when you started the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient still have been alive nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Only problem i can see with wearing those shoes,is that you’ll never be able to tell if you’ve stepped in dog shit.