I have small rucksacks (eastpak or herschel) i use for work or if im off out to say London for the day. Usually carry specs, sunnies, water bottle, deodorant, aftershave, beard brush, earphones, work stuff if going to work, phone charger etc. Far too much to carry in pockets.
But if going out on a night out i carry as little as possible. Door key, bank card and licesnse, phone. Nothing else required.
Unless hes shitting too, noā¦
Never noticed it until youse talked about it.
Now that I canāt miss it, reminds me of when I was in China, all the couples on the street, the men would carry the womanās handbag.
I usually carry a handbag or a back packā¦which was very useful a few weeks ago when mester wilkored08 bought a 4lb lump hammer from a market stallā¦and asked me to carry itā¦
Luis Suarez sits down to pee.
Go and tell him heās not a proper man. I dare you.
As long as you muzzle him beforehand, no problem
Didnāt Beckham start of this man bag stuff?
This is brilliant. All of it.
You spelt āfucking stupidā wrong.
. They tend to slip out of the back pocket too.
Like @cynicaloldgit would say, you are gay ā¦ 
You forgot your money.
Nobody carries cash these days. Covid put an end to that.
I do and a lot with me do.
If i do carry cash its not large sums anyway. And generally not coins. These days only if im going to play poker.
You mean you donāt have a moneybelt strapped on? I never leave home without.
Never thought for a second that a Harvey Elliott thread would turn into anything different than this.
Would u believe itā¦
Where else do you keep your tampons?
No wonder you had to change your username.