Will they ever win a derby? When is that stadium coming? How many loans have they taken out to buy shit players? Discuss all this and more here
“I’ll have a butter please…It’s the Everton thread”
I can’t believe it’s not bitter.
My friend has offered a bet; Everton will finish top six. I’m tempted.
Take the easy money
Everton won’t finish top six, take the dough!
Top 6 next season in the championship
I think they’ll finish eighth.
James Rodriguez is officially an Everton player.
Has he done much recently.?
Twitters head is falling off as Everton have spent more than us.
I thought Rodriguez had retired.
They spent more than us last year too, and they finished something like 40 points behind us. I wish twitter would fuck off.
At around the same time as Bale…
Actually 50 pts gap last time
40 pts this season possibly.
Always amusing as a meme, but in all seriousness I think they’ll finish some way below that.
Can’t help feeling Haymeez is going to be a massive flop.
But how many more than Everton Football Club?
Everton have 1.7million followers
1.6 million of which are Reds just waiting to take the piss.