I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

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Will they ever win a derby? When is that stadium coming? How many loans have they taken out to buy shit players? Discuss all this and more here

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“I’ll have a butter please…It’s the Everton thread”

I can’t believe it’s not bitter.

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This is still the funniest thing ever. Lol.

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My friend has offered a bet; Everton will finish top six. I’m tempted.

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Take the easy money :moneybag:

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Everton won’t finish top six, take the dough!

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@Brian and @RedOverTheWater but he is a friend. :crazy_face:

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Top 6 next season in the championship :grinning:

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I think they’ll finish eighth.

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James Rodriguez is officially an Everton player.

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Has he done much recently.?

Twitters head is falling off as Everton have spent more than us.

I thought Rodriguez had retired.

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They spent more than us last year too, and they finished something like 40 points behind us. I wish twitter would fuck off.

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Actually 50 pts gap last time
40 pts this season possibly.

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Always amusing as a meme, but in all seriousness I think they’ll finish some way below that.

Can’t help feeling Haymeez is going to be a massive flop.

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Lol, and I’ve only just spotted Everton’s new shirt sponsor. Who thought that was a good idea? :joy:

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But how many more than Everton Football Club? :thinking:

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Everton have 1.7million followers :grin:

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1.6 million of which are Reds just waiting to take the piss.

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So Everton are on the verge of winning the Transfer window/Instagram cup double??

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