Sadly Watford and Norwich are crap and Burnley looked horrendous for a half.
They will survive by being less crap.
Prickford has a documentary tonight called the Special 1
Guy told me he bought a scarf outside of Woodison that had some print on it that said…
Get Out Of Our Club …
The seller told him the dotted line was so he could fill in the name himself,
this way, the scarf would never go out of date
Love how Prickford has the confidence to leave so much space on Trippier’s freekick. He really think those flappybird arms can save that
fat fwank awakening for the Ev’s.
Defense is even more shit than the worst of the Rafa days
The next two games are very winnable for them but after that, they have a very tough run of fixtures almost all the way in. If they tank in the next two, they could actually be in trouble. I still think they are too good to go down though mainly because I think Watford, Burnley and Norwich are all too shit. The only one that I could see challenging them is Watford if they can turn it around.
Big Dunc is basically a mascot for them.
They go through managers at a rapid pace, and each new manager wants to get rid of ol’ Dunc, but they know if they do that, they’ll be under pressure from day one. The fans love him for the PASSION and getting STUCK IN.
So the managers all think they can bide their time, and then reckon they can quietly remove him in the future. But they’ll be sacked by that point.
And to top it all off, the reports that have come out show that they have one of the biggest net spends over the last 10 years. I mean, Alex Iwobi. Say no more. Case closed.
That new manager bounce lasted less time for the Ev than an unattended meat pie in front of Frank.
HaHa… nice post with the pork pie reference… I heard another one similar
New manager bounce disappeared faster than a slice of rum cake at an AA meeting :0)
I hope they’re fucked.
When your in the trenches do you really want to look across and have Dele Ali next to you, no doubt earning twice your wage and doing 10% of the work
They are fucked.
Roy will get points at Watford and Frank is fucked.
Maybe we’re all not realising the genius of the Everton board in the Lampard apppintment.
Maybe they were just after somebody with Championship experience for next season after all 
His experience bankrupting Derby to not get promoted will stand him in good stead as he bankrupts the bitters failing to achieve promotion.
Just saw the Trippier freekick.
What is Pickford doing he looks like he moves his arms out the way.
How is he a premier league keeper….
England number 1? Fuck off
Prickford is the only guy I know who goes to the tailors to have his sleeves taken up.! :0)
Just wondering if anyone really wants Everton to be relegated? I look forward to the derby matches although I could do without the injuries that we seem to get from them. Having Everton relegated might give rise to a ribbing for a few friends and family who delusionally support this shower but there wouldn’t be the satisfaction of taking the piss out of them after (nearly) every derby match.
Then again, at the current rate the Merseyside derby will be Everton vs Tranmere.
I’m really keen for Everton to go down. The derby doesn’t really feel like fun anymore to me. There is a nasty edge to it, and the culture around the club seems to have led to an over-aggressive approach that has left a lot of our players injured.
Ideally Newcastle, Burnley and Everton go down, and Watford and Norwich survive.
I’d be happy to see them in the championship for a year or 2 just so they are firmly put in their fuckign place.
If they come back up or have a tear or 2 yo-yo-ing then so be it.
Didn’t mind them but recently - fuck them