I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

Spurs Everton and Besiktas all paying his wages.

Levy: we need to find a stupider club to pay some of his wages.

Kenwright: we need to find an even stupider club to pay some his wages.

Ahmet Nur Cebi: Hey we are not stupid but we know who is! we shall take him on loan then sign him when he’s out of contract and sell him to man utd for £75 million. We know that Dele Alli once visited the Netherlands.

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Salah and ginger were not wanted by him, as far as I can remember he didn’t throw them under the bus because of poor performances.

Did anyone see the footage of that Turkish bear who got high as fuck on funky honey? He is the guy who operates Besiktas’ laptop.

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You wonder with Alli what happened. Did that hamstring injury in 2019 take a tick off his pace? In his prime years and not good enough for Everton.

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Chelsea spent a lot over the last 2 transfer windows and now another massive splurge how are they looking in regards to FFP rules?

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He was so good Rogers used him as the example of the fish that got away due to the pesky transfer committee. He alone knew what a fantastic player he would become :wink:

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maybe Gerrard’s nap wasn’t so bad after all?

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On the other hand, if Gerrard doesn’t take that nap, maybe 19 year-old Alli spends the past 7 years or so playing for Klopp.

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As long as they don’t go down they will be fine.

How shit do you have to be for the Ev lot to not want you? It almost beggars belief.

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There is no such thing as FFP with commercial clubs.

I sink Jose was on to something here

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:face_holding_back_tears:. Good luck Delli at Besiķtas.

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Neal Maupay to Everton. Squad for Allardyce to take over in the next few months is taking shape.

Dyche is available?

Don’t get this signing. He’s bad at scoring goals

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It’s Everton.

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Seems you actually understand it pretty well

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He’ll fit right in then

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