I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

Not the commentators seem to have noticed. Massive jizzfests whenever the ball goes near him

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Is it because he’s a moaning bitter twat?

Or he’s just not that good?

I like option 1 best.

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Eeeer, there’s like a whole squads worth of choice for snide, dislikeable cunt.

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Latter, Origi had a good euros once.

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This short armed cunt.

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Did the ref send him off?

Didn’t think so…

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Didn’t even get a yellow, the dirty prick.

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No VAR either. Awful

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Early season pace-setters clinging on to a top half position by their fingernails with a brutal run of fixtures coming up. Cunts.

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Pretty hilarious how much they were being bigged up a few months ago. Now they’re back to where jaffod so rightly put it: clinging onto a mid-table position.

Although I would much prefer to see us fighting the “absolute Ev” for the league, I don’t see it ever happening in the near future. They really are a small club.

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That aged well…

Even Leeds are shorter odds than them now. :joy:

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I kind of liked the idea of them being our nearest challengers and falling short, but then they tried to ruin our season, so I’d happily see the snide fuckers battling relegation.

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I reckon Duncan Ferguson offered to translate for Ancelotti’s team talk before their game with us.

Ancelotti: “Voglio vedere un gioco rispettoso e leale senza stupidità”
Ferguson: “He said we’ve no chance of winning fuck all again this season so get out there and maim a couple of they cunts”.

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Bookies basically printing money for themselves. :joy:

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Did you ever wonder why the card was even out? Is your lad on a wind up?

Just got off the phone with the insurers to a lad from Merseyside; I had to ask are you a blue or red. He said neither, white. Tranmere, said he was staying well out of all that shit. They even had a red and blue duck for the bath!

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That was brilliant!

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Best Player In The PL (Rodriguez for those that don’t know) ruled out tomorrow and now being dug out on WSAG. Doesn’t fancy it, more chance of winning without him etc etc…
I hope Chelsea fucking destroy these cunts tomorrow. Then Leicester, Arsenal, Man U, Sheff. Utd, Abu Dhabi - sounds bad I know but I don’t want to see these fucking scumbags win as much as a corner.

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The Blades aside that lot are probably with you for exactly that seeing as a difficulty for us is worth more than a win for them.

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Ouch. Yet another bail out.

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Are they making Top Six even in that category???

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