I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

Is that the thing where the badge looks like it will fall off every moment?

:joy:

https://twitter.com/donhutch4/status/1693600648707662264?s=20

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Old but gold

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Looking on the bright side, Everton are not yet the worst club in the Premier League …
https://twitter.com/UpperGwladysBlu/status/1693380494002393113?s=20

And there’s this …
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1693260576451875096?s=20

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This season,2 matches in and they look relegation material…

Other seasons it took at least 6 matches

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:joy:

Quality.

They usually get something in their opening two games I believe.

Bastards by conceding 4 cost me a win in my head to head.

Oh no, how sad.

https://twitter.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1694413298488242327?s=20

Gosh! That is rotten luck.

Weren’t these a bunch of venture capitalists?

Like if they think it’s too risky :see_no_evil:

For the sake of our shareholders can you confirm that the real owner isn’t Russian?

Russian GIF by Italia's Got Talent

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fuck that , them bitters deserve to get relegated.

You just don’t get sarcasm, do you?

not my proudest moment. but as some say , sarcasm is the lowest form of humour

Oh no, no, no! I can go much lower than that.

Uniform of what we refer to in Scotland as ‘Neds’.
Cost the equivalent of a weeks food shopping.
Ironically, often seen being worn by people in the food bank queue

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Also referred to as ‘Clone Island’ due to amount od Neds that wear it

Funny thing is its liverpool fans who are credited with bringing these expensive labels (lacoste, adidas, to name a couple) to the football and changing football fashion

Another comedy one by Indykalia.

Imagine being confused with Sean Dyche’s tactics.

https://twitter.com/indykaila/status/1694503154291724322?s=20

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Starting Michael Keane over Jarrad Branthwaite should be a fireable offence.

Had to google ‘ned’. Shockingly, I don’t think you mean non-exec director…