I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

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I don’t know; with his Alice band etc he’d fit right in with their womens team.

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With his ability to hold the ball up in channels before flopping on the ground to win a cheap free kick, he is going to do well there.

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Would be typical Everton mind….

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But no drinks for Moyesey?

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All for Jack…

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And no chips for Grealish. This is a professional operation.

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Jack Grealish says “there is only one place he wanted to go” after signing for Everton on a season-long loan from Manchester City.

Probably Real Madrid but you can’t have everything you want Jack.

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Get fat and shag a granny?

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Wasn’t it several grannies?

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A granbang?

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:grinning_face: :grinning_face:

Moyesy absolutely fuming there

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:0)

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Funny, but not real, sadly.

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Scaffold City :0)

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I’ve actually been looking forward to seeing it. Should be the best stadium in the league next year provided West Ham don’t also get relegated.

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Ahead of their first league game at the Rhyl Dickinson, Everton have laid out plastic flags for the crowd to wave during the game

The Chelsea of the north !:joy:|16x16😂🤦‍♂️

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What did they expect? It’s a basic new stadium. Looks a bit like Spurs.

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