Everton win a 2nd pre season friendly! Surely, they’re now favourites to win the Premier League by early October.
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This season, with Rafa they’ll get the league tied up by mid September
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I’ve heard they’ve booked in the open top double deckers for their parade already.
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…and out shopping for a new cupboard 
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They’d better not buy a lampshade instead.
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I just think you are all jealous of their success.
It’s a magnificent trophy:
At least they’ll now have a pot to piss in. 
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They will be missing the pot and pissing all over the floor. 
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Latest news is the booking’s been cancelled. Too small for their bloated numbers of players, staff and hanger-ons.
Instead, they’ll celebrate along River Mersey, around Bramley-Moore Dock, on something like this:
New Blueshite signing looking for Bramley Moor?
Oh boy, I felt embarrassed instead of him.
Mason Greenwood’s opener was particularly alarming for Everton as England keeper Jordan Pickford spilled a headed backpass from Lucas Digne straight at the feet of the United striker.
Oh Rafa, from Pepe to Pickford 
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Surprised Rafa didn’t move him on this summer, still time I guess
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Someone wants out
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Probably so many things need doing there, Pickford isn’t as urgent (or in demand).
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So everton aren’t winning the transfer signings trophy this year. Bet they wish they could have let Richarlison go when Barca quoted that outrageous price.
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Manure have hammered Everton 4:0 they’ve got placards with you’ll be sacked in the morning Rafa
And this is only a friendly god help him if he loses the first fixture in the league?
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Rafa has got nads of steel going there. I wish him all the best, of course, anywhere he goes, but I can’t wait to hear us out-sing the shitshite in his honour. I wonder who will replace him twelve games from now? Thugcan Thugerson with Thuggy Thugton as his assistant?
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Would love Big Dunc to eventually become their manager and take them down. First season at that shit hole of a new stadium is in the championship.
That would be fucking ace
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The Unesco Downgrade Stadium
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