I’ll have a bitter please...It’s the Everton thread

Oh dear, they really are quite venomous in their unhappiness aren’t they?

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Atleast can’t blame rafa for the players shipping in 4 goals in 12 min

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The commentary is not exactly ‘Martin Tyler’, and as for calling Josh King a
‘useless twat’, that’s a bit rich considering he was never given a chance at Everton. :joy:

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Oh I dunno, ‘‘you shit cunt’’, while not strictly eloquent, is particularly expressive. Must be a right charmer.

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What was enjoyable as you knew what was coming next.

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He must be really popular, at whichever debating societies he attends :joy:

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I’d be so pissed off if I had to listen to that drivel in Anfield

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He got arrested in pre-season for being a very naughty boy.

Lets just say, that Everton will be shot of him as soon as the his trial is done.

I’m surprised their away form is worse than their home form if that’s their support.

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Did you see the Everton joke from when football came back from the pandemic break? Some genius mocked up a video of the crowd noise test and it was a load of scouse voices shouting ‘fuck off’ and ‘you’re shite you, lad’

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When we struggled last season a bit of spite was starting to appear. Its amazing how players are shit one minute and superstars the next with some supporters.
But that is a commentary of human nature, or maybe the need for instant gratification?

Even in our darkest hours I was hopeful of a change of fortune, and when I was scathing of players I was either consistent or acknowledged my mistakes.
I never thought Lucas was good enough, and remained consistent on that.
I was unsure about Hendo but gladly ate humble pie on that call!

And I understand frustration, but I cannot stand venom for no reason except the person expressing the players lack of form feels entitled to do so.

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Beautilful use of the word unbfuckinglievable.

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Haha, there’s a family in joke concerning my Sister in law that your post has brought to mind. Her and my Bro in law are driving to our house.
She says “How do you spell lutely”?

He says “lutely? What do you mean? Lutely’s not a word”.

She replies " Ya know, lutely. As in abso feckin lutely".

:nerd_face:

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About Lucas , I daresay klopp could have reinvented him but I’d agree , he gave his all for Liverpool but was never quite good enough.

About hendo , i always liked him and felt it was him being suspended which played a big part in liverpool not winning the league in 13/14.

Players i was totally wrong about recently were sakho (felt he could have been a beast in defense , Jose enrique (just a wrong transfer but i saw a good player at newcastle) , joao carlos teixiera (felt brendan should have given him more chances) , emre can (hasnt kicked on has he…)

What a mistake he made, when he left Liverpool.

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As did Gini.

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Imagine conceding 5 at home to Watford. :crazy_face:

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Fuck me they are losing to Wolves here and their next 5 games are tough

They can spank the next two teams for all I care.

Wahay! Up The Ev!! :rofl:

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