No, flat and motionless. They use the 1000 mph figure combined with the Earths speed around the Sun and the Suns speed through the Milky Way to try to ridicule something they dont understand.
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How come there’s day and night, surely the flat earth has to turn ‘upside down’ at night and we all fall off it. Then when it turns the right way up again we all fall back onto it, no? 
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I’m not falling off,I always tuck myself into bed at night just to be sure.
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I should know better having read Pratchett.
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The earth is not flat,it’s fucked.
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No. They say small and local sun that only lights up part of the earth at any one time.
Ask them to explain seasons, why the sun doesn’t change size, eclipses and even things like shadows and it all falls apart pretty quickly. But someone saw some crepuscular rays once and that convinced them all that the sun was small and local.
They also cant explain flights although they argue otherwise and have zero answer to things like the north star vs the southern cross etc.
You give them the evidence (even photos of the Earth from space) and the flatly deny it (pun intended)
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A like just for using crepuscular. 
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Word of the day.
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one things for sure they can not believe football exists as you can not play football with a pancake.
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Maybe disk golf is their thing?
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No but you can play cricket with lemons. Believe I’ve tried (and got absolutely roasted by my Dad for doing it)
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Lemons don’t exist they are not flat!
Try a banana skin! 
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We didn’t have a banana tree or we probably would have. Almonds worked quite well. Also these massive cooking apples. Bit heavy to bowl and a real wrist breaker if you didn’t connect with it properly.
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We had apples they made a great mess.
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So, “inject into my veins” may not be a great phrase to use afterall.
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These guys have some moves
HaHa Noo_Noo Brilliant
Must be hilarious listening to the Australian newscasters :0))
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Pretty sure I’ve seen that News reader before?
Edit
I knew it
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