Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

[RedOpium]

Out of Context Human Race

[RedWhippet]

I’m not sure if that’s funny or cruel but it does remind me of trying to watch the match whilst the cat was trying to catch flies that landed on the screen. After a while he decided to chase Curtis Jones’s hair around the screen because it was black and fluffy and rather appealed to him.

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[RedOpium]

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[aussielad]

I bought a Jack Russell the other day from a Blacksmith. As soon as we got home, it made a bolt for the door

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[Commando]

I want one.

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