Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

RedOpium · 20 April 2023 07:10

koptician · 20 April 2023 07:35

Retro_Helix · 20 April 2023 08:10

aussielad · 20 April 2023 09:09

Is that the famed French swimmer Ana Bolok?

Retro_Helix · 20 April 2023 09:46

RedOpium · 20 April 2023 18:07

sandsoftime · 21 April 2023 10:26

Hotels becoming very creative for their guests :0)

PaulRoJo · 21 April 2023 11:28

Nice. Just not sure that guests will want to use the towels touching the loo.

koptician · 21 April 2023 11:29

Straight to housekeeping

Retro_Helix · 21 April 2023 13:31

aussielad · 21 April 2023 14:52

Cliff was spot on with his advice to Norm

RedOpium · 21 April 2023 19:14

RedOpium · 21 April 2023 20:14

sandsoftime · 21 April 2023 21:00

Two guys finish a round of golf and head into the clubhouse, and go over to the bar for a couple of drinks.
Mobile rings, and as the guy answers, a woman’s voice says… “Darling, how was your golf…?”
He says…
“Yeah it was great”
She says…
“Darling, you know that new Mercedes Sports Car I like, there is one just come into the showroom”
He says…
" Oh alright, go and get it, you deserve it, go on, go and get it"
She says…
“Thank you Darling, bye”
He says…
“Bye”
Turns away from the bar, holds his arm up and says…
“Whose is this phone”
:0)

Nikola · 21 April 2023 21:03

This is genuinely one of the best jokes I’ve heard in my life!

Semmy · 21 April 2023 21:17

Journey - Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’

koptician · 22 April 2023 11:07

aussielad · 22 April 2023 13:41

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wiped his arse

RedOpium · 22 April 2023 19:29

Retro_Helix · 24 April 2023 07:46