Jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards thread

A Pakistani masquerading as an Indian.

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The fact that there is a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven says alot about the anticipated travel numbers

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Independence?

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:joy::joy::rofl::rofl:

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If they need replacement, there are 65,000 mugs at Old Trafford most weeks.

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Just another farking…I mean parking lot

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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

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When you order a pillow from Temu…

Is it there so we can’t see the scratch off the flying glass…!

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